There are many amazing things on the Internet to learn to do and to play with. Then there’s the dark side which I will simply describe by saying “Once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it.”

Random searches online can find all sorts of unsettling images that’ll poison your mind for years to come. No amount of drinking or therapy can undo them.

The rules of the Internet are easy enough to find. I won’t link to them because it’s strictly NSFW (Not Safe For Work), but one of them is in the title of this post.

Why the long preamble? To brace you for the impact of realizing not only is there Simpsons porn, but a second man in Australia was arrested for possession of it.